Thursday, November 15, 2012

Out With Loria


Jeffrey Loria is a despicable being – everyone who knows him or ever dealt with him already knows that – why is the entire online world treating this reality like breaking news?  Hated men in sports is not a new or unfamiliar phenomenon, Barry Bonds, A-rod, Lebron and T.O. have all experienced their turn in the bad books as have owners and front office personnel like Art Modell, Steinbrenner and Brian Cashman. However, these men should never be confused for being even close to the type of specimen that Loria is. The list above is far from complete and made up of men who were hated by the rivals they dominated and the fans they abandoned or let down, but every single man on this list made winning a priority. Of course they all wanted their big payday and never apologized for it (nor should they have), but their off field preparations and on field performances were always inspired by what they believed was necessary to win. Loria’s name should much sooner be discussed with Hitler and Madoff then with these great sportsmen.  The only thing surprising to me about the recent expression of rage towards Loria is that people actually seem surprised about how far this parasite would go to completely and shamelessly sodomize a team, a city and a sport that welcomed him and treated him well (as if it were unprecedented).  From the day he first ventured into baseball he has been nothing short of an embarrassment to professional sports and humanity and if the commissioner is not part of the solution then as far as I’m concerned he’s part of the problem. The NFL is the greatest professional sports league in the history of the universe and they would never allow a waste of flesh like Loria to own a team, so why does Major League Baseball with a self-professed reputation of being a gentleman’s league for over a century have had dealings with him on multiple occasions. The very integrity of baseball has been compromised over and over again by this man, but as the proverb goes, “if you lie down with dogs, you’ll wake up with fleas”.  This is an issue that extends far pass a luxury tax, millionaires Vs. billionaires, the institution of the asterisk or the Mitchell Report. MLB has dealt with many major issues over the past two decades but this is more serious than all of them and should probably be addressed at the congressional level, but until then all owners, players, fans and league offices need to take the necessary steps to ensure that this vicious being and his slow-witted whipping boy of a stepson be halted from causing any further embarrassment or destruction to America’s pastime.  

AND THAT’S THE BRUTAL TRUTH!

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Mid-Season Predictions


Yesterday I had the misfortune of reading an article where the author claimed to have studied game film to compile a list of who the legitimate Super Bowl contenders are. I’m not sure what game film he studied or what his definition of “legitimate” is, but his 17 team list appears to be more driven by the standings and not game film. (It was basically a list of all teams at or above .500 plus the Cowboys, minus the Vikings). Among these “legitimate” contenders according to him are the Dolphins, Bucs, Seahawks and Colts.  Basically what he is saying is that a minimum of 5 “legitimate” Super Bowl contenders at mid-season won’t even make the playoffs. While I will not comment any further on this article, I will say that reading it was not a total waste of time as it has inspired me to compile my list of predictions for the remainder of year.

 

1.       Saints will finish 10-6 and squeeze into the playoffs. They are currently 3-5 withwhat appears to be  an extremely tough second half of the season. However, these tough games include a road game against the Giants (beatable at home), a home game against the Niners (beatable on the road), two games against the Falcons where anything can happen in divisional play, a road game in December against the Cowboys when they traditionally self-implode, a road game against the Raiders and home games against the Bucs and Panthers. The ’09 Champs and their fraqnchise QB should be able to put together a 7-1 run.

 

2.       The Steelers will win their division at 12-4. They are currently 5-3 with 5 home games remaining and road games at Baltimore, Cleveland and Dallas. They are getting healthy and appear to be getting ready to peak at the right time. If they take the 1-7 Chiefs seriously this week (which is far from a given) they should be able to finish 7-1 down the stretch.

 

3.       The 5-4 Seahawks will finish 9-7 and miss the playoffs.

 

4.       The Falcons will get the number 1 seed in the NFC and lose their 1st playoff game.

 

5.       Tim Tebow will not start a single game at QB unless there is an injury to Sanchez. If he does however get to start he will post an above .500 record.

 

6.       Dolphins will finish 9-7 and miss the playoffs.

 

7.       Colts will go 9-7 and make the playoffs.

 

8.       The Ravens will also go 10-6 and get the other wildcard.  

 

9.       Steelers, Texans, Patriots and Broncos will all win their division.

 

10.   Chargers will finish 8-8, miss the playoffs but Norv Turner will keep his job.

 

11.   Jets will finish 8-8 and Rex Ryan will say something foolish in a press conference. Their fans will pick them to win next year’s Super Bowl.

 

12.   One of the last 3 year’s Super Bowl Champs will represent their Conference in the Super Bowl. (Giants, Packers and Saints). The other 3 playoff teams will be the Niners, Bears and Falcons.

AND THATS THE BRUTAL TRUTH!